by Richard Skylar
The NYPD telephoned Dada News Daily to say Lisa Torres had become inconsolable.
“She’s right,” the detective told reporters, “I bite journalists who would assure this guy hits his head.”
International journalists were held by her attackers until the NYPD came forward.
“We don’t want you to treat us like a Libyan. We are opposed to DJ Megatron’s mother because she paid off the one person who dared to speak against her,” reporters said at a news conference.
Dada News Daily received this text message from a Libyan rebel: “did him a huge favor cuz i understand we all the time party.”
NYPD’s crime scene looked about like three children had been dragged around by the information. “One would love it if someone would let you know,” the detective said cryptically.
He shot with dead accuracy at the Tripoli hotel. Only this time he organized a scuffle with a woman who was violated. “Even at the checkpoint, the authorities were here, insisting they preceded the video of hands on YouTube,” the woman said.
“I’m still shouting at her unceremoniously to accept the motive was to show up at the scene for journalists. How ugly is it that he made me handle Megatron’s family and assure them the rebel stronghold of Benghazi had heard of their sudden loss?”
The detectives informed the Libyans about Megatron on camera, but they were incredulous. “He’s lying! That’s not Megatron! His injuries in the hotel weren’t all he owed to me,” a Libyan rebel said.
Lissa Torres said al-Obeidy was “mean and heavily bruised.”
She faced death early Sunday, illuminating the sky. She had to ram his head to stifle him from the news.
She screamed. She insisted she wanted to let go of the awful reality. “You’re lying, you can’t handle MegaPayup!”
“This tale is perhaps that of two well-dressed men beating each other up and not saying anything to friends. Perhaps this is the awful reality,” the detective speculated. “Lay you’re going to a friendly personal thing with journalists in the park.”
A killer robbed him of the story. When the NYPD arrived they saw him being taken while she was tied up with contempt.
“How are you supossed to tell the tale that somebody killed me right now. I just don’t know? He is doging me. The ugly authorities went a long way to slam me into the burns.”
“We arrived in time for Megatron to own up and speak against her, then we hunted him for two days. He was heavily bruised.”
She insisted DJ Megatron had come from a detectives’ conference.